PhineasPoe Posted:

This is a serious question for Patch:

Why? Why record yourself lip syncing to terrible songs and why then post them on the internet? I don’t want a “f u homo” response, I really want to know.

What did you think would be the benefit of it? Do you imagine a lot of people have this conversation:

“You know, Tim, I really love the songs “In The End*” by Linkin Park and “In Your Eyes” by Kylie Minogue.”

“Well, of course, Bill, all people of discerning taste do.”

“But just listening to these songs isn’t enough. My ears are busy, but what about my eyes?”

“You’re right! If only someone would tape themselves awkwardly mouthing the words to those songs then I could take my enjoyment for these masterpieces to new heights.”

But seriously: why?

*That fact that the song is “In The End” corroborates the whole getting ****ed theory of the video. Because it’s in the end, like where the gay male reproductive organs would go.

Thank you for actually being serious in this matter.

...And you know what? You’re right.

I only uploaded them because I was bored as ****.

And now I look back, and I grimace with disgust.

So… I’ve deleted the originals, but I doubt people will stop mocking the reposts.

Oh well.

Thanks for being mature about the whole matter.

PS: Inb4 HURR YOU SAID YOU WOULDN’T DELETE ****ING EVERYTHING.

PPS: I lied. I did delete all the things.