Capn_Fever, I love you. I love you so ****ing much, I masturbate to thoughts of you throwing your pants off and shoving your long, thick member inside my tight, hard bum. I shoved a puny little bum dildo up myself to attempt to recreate the feeling, but it did not even come close to what I imagine your long, hard male reproductive organ will feel like in my bumhole. I will let you **** me up the bum, with your hard, dripping male reproductive organ, if you give me these BP.