Capn_Fever, not only will I let you carress and fondle my darling girlfriend as she works your rock hard member with her strong, agile tongue, I will give you free access to my fridge, home, mother, and brownie points. I’ll even clean your boots/pegleg with my tongue, if you should so desire. Once I’d finished doing that, I’d make you dinner, any way you wanted, even if you were ****ing my tight, virgin bum as I cooked, until you were completely satisfied.