shrtcat Posted:

Ok, well I would, but that’s besides the point.

$1 million is a good deal

You first put that money into an offshore bank (preferably swiss) so obama can’t tax the hell out of you.

Then you get sick, and since you’re poor, all your fancy medical/psychological treatments will be free under obama’s healthcare plan.

By the time you’re cured, McCain’s grandchild will be president. And as you can expect Republican tax policies, you are free to withdraw the $1.2 million (due to acgreat timesulated interest) from your swiss bank account.

In the event that you don’t survive, have fun with the 75% estate tax.

Or:

Move to Canada and get a crapload of free drugs for $1 and cure everything that way.