Adapted from: Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer.

Sparkle, the brand-new camwhore

Bought some very shiny shoes

And as she pwned those forums,

She thought that she couldn’t lose.

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The levels she climbed so quickly

Charisma stats were getting high,

Till one night she met a forum

That made the little camwhore cry!

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Their insults were too harsh for her,

They took her ego out.

Though their jibes made little sense,

Sparkle hadn’t upped defense…

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She trembled with rage and fury

When she saw that she hadn’t won

Better watch out for Sparkle,

The **** is coming back with guns!

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Ho ho hoe… Log in to see images! Thiefree edited this message on 11/25/2008 9:38AM