Spider Jerusalem Posted:

A profound question has haunted netizens for many eons, perhaps even so far back as the “dim times” of the 90s: Are the existential leeches known as “emos” a simple blight on humanity… or, perhaps, do they serve a special purpose by motivating real humans to higher ends than sitting around and ****ing all day?

The arguments on both sides are compelling. On the one hand, emos are inherently worthless and on their merits should be Log in to see images! first.

However, on the other hand, interacting with emos reinforces just how much of a pathetic little woman's genitals one becomes when one turns his psychological guts inside out and makes his most primitive, infantile needs the center of the ****ing universe. By encountering the spiritual disfigurement of the emo, one must necessary turn in absolute disgust to higher forms, aspiring to more noble callings. Such as being a troll.

So, where do you stand? Emos: completely ****ing worthless, or essential anti-role models for a new millennium?

WORLD, HAVE YOUR SAY!

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