Okay, we have a winrar!

First off, I just wanted to thank everyone who posted ITT and wanted to be my BFF. It means a lot to me, and I wish you all could have won. So, even as I announce my winner, I want to extend my friendship to anyone out there who wants it. After all, who needs a silly E-Peen to prove they’re someone’s friend? The following:

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But wait…who said there can’t be runners-up? Not I! Like my homedawg Obama, I’m gonna “spread the wealth” a bit, to those contestants who I believe went the extra mile. I hereby deputize the following Friends to bumist shrtcat in his sacred and solemn duty:

Log in to see images!, an ED vet who has already taken immeasurable abuse on my behalf. He shall receive 5 BP + tips + the “Friend of Bootyhole: Frutescens” E-Peen™!

Log in to see images!, technically a Crotch Zombie admin whose low-key defense of my character is a couple rungs higher than the typical “JB is okay, I guess.” They receive 3 BP + tips + the “Friend of Bootyhole: Pubescens” E-Peen™!

And last but not least, SPECIAL KLANZ0R AWARD!!!!!!1

Log in to see images! are officially my friends. Their Klan will receive a “Friends of Bootyhole” Klan E-Peen™! No BP award, but the denizens of Forumwarz’s now-coolest Klan may approach me for special favors as needed.

A special thanks to The Suspender, who formed his own JB cult. Also, BlankTH, who bought a sweet community ad for me but kind of dropped the ball. Appreciate it, buds. But there can be only…three or so.

I look forward to seeing you all in the forums! It’s on like Donkey Kong. Log in to see images!

And now, a toast…to FRIENDSHIP!