I liked ‘Flezz Sink for E-Peen’ least of the three ideas because A. It’s only a temporary solution — get the E-Peen and… then?

Moreover, some of us could give two ****s about the harder to get E-Peen, because currently E-Peen have NO in-game effect whatsoever. For example, I bet there’s an E-Peen for perfect bubble boy score, but I’ll never know because that **** was very specially tedious (brilliant, but tedious) and I’ve got better things to do.

An Attribute/Cred Sink though, or brownie points… those could get me somewhere in-game. If I love the game enough to grind for this stuff, doesn’t it make sense that the rewards for that work should relate to said game?