Veer Posted:

no one in tsb likes snobby lol

mainly because it is a cavalcade of mediocrity

A wise man (me, in fact) once (just now) said:

‘He who suckles from the teat of mediocrity is a God among a community mostly comprised of retards and 12 year olds.’

And besides, the klan will surely rise from mediocrity by having me as a member. It’s kind of like how a niche cult becomes a phenomenon after a major celebrity like… Oh, I don’t know, Tom Cruise, becomes a member. The results can only be good.

Right?

EmSee Hambanner Posted:

r u krazy? then u could join us. we’re krazy AN awesum!

Hmm. Were not I currently entangled with Snobby McSnobbersons, I would definitely give your klan some thought.

As it is, I’ve already offered my esteemed person to the Snobs, and I’m sure they would be devastated if I retracted my offer.

Sorry to disappoint.

(I would offer you a signed photograph, but I think I’ve developed a wrist cramp from my last public appearance. Signing thousands of autograph books isn’t easy, you know.)