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Level 25 Emo Kid
Posting from inside JB's bumhole
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shrtcat Posted:
And last, and favorite, my friend told me this one.
” A sadist, a pyromaniac, a zoophiliac, a masochist and a necrophiliac are sitting on a park bench, then, the zoophiliac gets up and says: “Let’s have sex with a cat!” and then sits down. Then the sadist stands up and says: “Let’s torture, THEN have sex with a cat!” then sits back back. Then the pyromaniac stands up and states: “Let’s burn, torture THEN have sex with a cat!”, to which the necrophiliac replies: ” Let’s burn, torture, KILL and THEN have sex with a cat!” and sits down.
Everyone looks at the masochist who hasn’t said anything, they ask him his opinion, to which he replies: “Meow.”
My absolute fave. =)
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