100 Monkeys on Typewriters Posted:
Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I like to take a minute
Just sit right there, hold on to yo drawers
I’ll tell you how I became the FalconFour of a site called ForumWarz
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In west Fresno born and raised
On the internet was where I spent most of my days
fappin’ and maxin’ relaxin’ all cool
And all shootin some jizz loads outside of the pool
When a couple of birds
Who were up to no roxxors
Startin making trouble in my boxers
I got in one little bird woman's genitals and my mom made me do chores
She said ‘I ain’t gonna let you start posting **** no one cares about in Forumwarz’
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I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my bird seed and send me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my walkman on and said, ‘I might as well kick it’.
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First clbum, yo this is bad
Drinking bird **** of a champagne glbum.
Is this what the people of Forumwarz living like?
Hmmmmm this might be alright.
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But wait I hear there’re prissy, **** all that
Is Forumwarz the type of place they send this furfabulous person?
I think so
I’ll see when I get there
I hope they’re prepared for the FalconFour bird porn plus lots of pubic hair
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Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a bird standing there with my name out
I ain’t trying to get arrested
I just got here
I came with the quickness like lightening, disappeared
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I whistled for a bird and when it came near
The woman's genitals said fresh and it had dice in it’s rear
If anything I can say this bird is treasure
But I thought ‘Now forget it’ – ‘Yo homes to Last Measure’
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I pulled up to the internet about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the bird ‘Yo tweety **** ya later’
I looked at my bird porn
I was finally there
As the FalconFour of Forumwarz, to sit on my chair (and masturbate)
