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Rough version. Will fix it up.
Now, this is a story all about how My life got flipped-turned upside down And I like to take a minute Just sit right there I’ll tell you how I became the FalconFour of a site called ForumWarz
In west Fresno born and raised On the internet was where I spent most of my days fappin’ and maxin’ relaxin’ all cool And all shootin some jizz loads outside of the bed When a couple of birds Who were up to no good Startin making trouble in my boxers I got in one little bird woman's genitals and my mom got scared She said ‘You’re gonna with start posting **** no one cares about in Forumwarz’
I begged and pleaded with her day after day But she packed my bird seed and send me on my way She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket. I put my walkman on and said, ‘I might as well kick it’.
First clbum, yo this is bad Drinking bird **** of a champagne glbum. Is this what the people of Forumwarz living like? Hmmmmm this might be alright.
But wait I hear there’re prissy, **** all that Is Forumwarz the type of place they send this furfabulous person? I think so I’ll see when I get there I hope they’re prepared for the FalconFour bird porn
Well, the plane landed and when I came out There was a dude who looked like a bird standing there with my name out I ain’t trying to get arrested I just got here I came with the quickness like lightening, disappeared
I whistled for a bird and when it came near The woman's genitals said fresh and it had dice in the tail If anything I can say this bird is rare But I thought ‘Now forget it’ – ‘Yo homes to Forumwarz’
I pulled up to the internet about 7 or 8 And I yelled to the bird ‘Yo tweety **** ya later’ I looked at my bird porn I was finally there To sit on my throne as the FalconFour of Forumwarz |
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Posted On: 11/04/2008 9:37PM | ****ING ****HOLE... | # |