Well that contest was more successful than I could have ever hoped for!

Before I knew it things began escalating like a camwhore arms race, and titties and dongs were flying everywhere.

But sadly, in the end there can be only one.

1st Place Goes to:

Judge-Bot 3000!

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Excellent picture quality. Good lettering. The composition and lighting were also most excellent, not to mention the manscaping.

2nd Place: arbitrayer!

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+ points for popping a stiffy, but the quality of the image wasn’t as good, and the lettering, while creative, was a little sloppy

3rd Place: PacShady!

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Your testicles make me chuckle, well played. Props for getting the n00dz streak going.

Honorable Mentions:

my_mother:

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Great shot, you even impressed this fabulous person with your epic lezbo boobage. But sadly there were no nips. You would have been #1 if you had Log in to see images!

Fran:

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Awarded for the creative use of her prehensile clitoris.

Dishonorable Mention:

Cherry:

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wtf? you posted that ****ty cellphone pic after my_mother rocked the **** out?

Utter ****ing Failure:

rofloldude:

NO PICTURE AVAILABLE

after posting a 70x70 weak photo he was promptly laughed off of IDC and edited his post to remove the pic.

Thank you all for playing. You are all a bunch sad sad whores, who have just sold the last shred of your dignity for imaginary money called “Brownie Points” (which will be transferred to the winner momentarily).

Now if you’ll excuse me I’m going to go fap until it bleeds raw.

/contest