Snobby McSnobbersons: they think that they are cool and funny but in fact they have serious shortcomings in regards of social life (Fran is fat)

**** YOU: this klan is for mentally very special ****heads who think that green and red are hilarious colours

Team Shortbus: they are like **** YOU but with smaller male reproductive organses and less child porn

Encyclopedia Dramatica: this klan is full of fabulous persons who fail at both life AND forumwarz

7 VIBRATING DOLDOES: everybody in this klan has aids and is going to die very soon

70 Character Storytellers: they are the opposite of **** YOU (they think that INCIT is hilarious)

Brainfreeze: very very very bad klan

gay-toes-male reproductive organ-bum-great times: gay klan (obviously)

Haxxorz Hell: nobody in this klan ever had (consensual) sex

Yiffz in hell: really cool klan

all the other klans: nobody cares about you