Blow up a shark. ****ing fabulous person sharks.

Also, if you have any old GI Joe’s the kind where the legs pull apart from the torso and are hooked together via a rubberband, pull them apart and stuff some crackers in there and blow them up.

Or make a paper mache human, and fill them with fake blood and red jello and whatever else seems cool, and blow it up for a low budget horror/action movie.

3: Profit!