Slim chicks all the way. Fat people make me feel weird and I don’t know how to act around them. Looking at their deformed sack of flesh, also known as ‘body’, makes me grossed out then my day is ruined – god fat people are so selfish if they had any feelings they would stay inside but no they don’t have any feelings (it’s true I read it in a book once).

They’re kind of like homeless people (I feel weird around them too) but only worse because they’re allowed indoors and you can’t pretend they don’t exist.