Orb Posted:

I briefly got a second job at McDonalds to supplement my income from my Laser Quest job and it actually paid pretty well. Mostly because if you are an educated white adult (male or female) you can pretty much opt into a manager position automatically.

Then I got fired on Christmas Eve over the phone because the person whose shift I switched off with didn’t come to work. Log in to see images!

You got fired from McDonald’s. I consider that a satisfactory measure of your character.