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RacistGoalie

Avatar: Red Green Flashing

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Hey, if you’re planning on killing yourself, could you do it by cauterizing your bum and your urethra shut? I’ve always wondered if someone who did this would either die from the poisons left in their waste product, or if they would explode in a torrent of **** and **** like some suicide-bombing toilet.


“I may not know much, but I do know one thing: A man is a man, and a dog is a dog. And a man certainly ain’t no ****. But when a man, and a man who think he a **** do what a man and a **** normally do, well, that just ain’t what I call marriage.”

~Abraham Lincoln

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