Inertia Posted:

I’m a senior in high school and my sister is in 8th grade. Ever since she started junior high she has started to spend a ridiculous amount of time in the bathroom perfecting her appearance. This really ****es me off.. first of all because at some point in the ****ing morning I’d like to take the 10 damn minutes it takes me to get ready without having to bang on the bathroom door for 20 minutes.. and second because someone that young really should not be so ****ing concerned about their appearance.. hell anyone at any age shouldn’t imo.

Anyway, the other morning I finally got the bathroom and I decided to go for the early morning shower fap session. You guys know what a struggle this can be right?? Well there I was thinking about some hot Asian girl in my language arts clbum, about to climax, when the little **** knocks on the door and says “is it safe to come in? I need to do something.”

Granted she has done this countless times before and it hasn’t really bothered me, but this time I had spent a good 10 minutes working up male reproductive organ and I wasn’t going to let her escape this great injustice. So I tell her it’s safe, she opens the door and then I whirl the shower curtain open with my red hot steaming male reproductive organ shining in its full glory.

She screams and runs to tell my uptight christian parents who now think I need counseling.

That afternoon when I got home from school she was locked in her room. I knocked on the door and told her I wanted to apologize. She opened it and I walked in, gave her a big hug and said I’m sorry for doing what I did this morning. She accepted and then said “Brother, that was the first male reproductive organ I have ever seen in real life”

At this moment I felt a surge of power and gratification that has yet to be equaled.

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