Greetings gentlemen. With my new installation of BlueBeanie and access to tons of open-source information, I have ascended the ranks from retard to hacker. It will be only a matter of time before my skills exceed Bill Gates’.

Therefore, ED, I leave you with this message:

Too long have the morons of the internet lived in fear of you. Trolling the innocent pedophiles, harbuming Mod tyranny and poking fun at the crippled and mentally handicapped. Your army of obese, mutant, basement dwellers can not save you now. Because,

I am the paragon of Justice;

I am the Unknown Soldier of the Internet;

prepare yourself for my coming.

For my Commiedore64 Beowulf knows no mercy.

And neither shall you.