wow look how many people I got to post in my thread! I think that if people are talking about me (good or bad) at least theyre talking AMIRITE?! Because I don’t care about the internet, any emotion I get out of people is awesome for me.

I enjoy all of the attention, and because I feel that I can’t be trolled I think that every time someone says my name they are being trolled because obviously they care more about the internet than me.

I make people think that my bad posting is intentional, and in IDC I bore the hell out of everyone talking about very “deep” philosophical things, like how I don’t care about the internet and everything in life is relative.

Then I post very tl;dr and regurgitated things in flamebate. I think that people reading all of my posts pretty much immediately means I win because my posts are so horrible and they care about the internet more than me.

I don’t care about the internet and what people think (do you believe me yet?)

keep posting, my erection is growing in both length and girth.

YHBT.

I don’t care about the internet.

You do.

(I don’t)

(care about the internet)

(sorry was splitting that up confusing? I meant “I don’t care about the internet” )