The weirdest thing to happen tome during sex?

Well, this was before my wife and I were actually married. We were going at it, eating each other out, and right when I came up for air the phone rang, and it was her mom. I answered the phone so it wouldn’t seem suspicious and when Amy was done talking to her mom she decided she’d rather go to the mall then finish. It was a sad day and I am still not pleased with Amy’s mom.