Charlie Sheen Posted:

im like drivin a really sick car and i take it off a ramp and it crashes into the side of a buildin i get out and holy **** theres ricky sambora whats up ricky

not much but we have to guitar battle

and we have this awesome duel an rickys pretty good but ive got some tricks up my sleeve after the duel ricky puts a gun in his mouth and i say no ricky dont do it your still a good guitar player bon jovi needs you man

but its too late and his head is all over the ****in room but theres no time for tears because this naked chick with huge mammary glands comes into the room and we start ****in for like eight hours

then i do some coke and she does some coke and then she does more coke off my male reproductive organ and ods and now im in a room with two dead bodies and i still have a boner

I bite you twice, and I bite Ricky, making a weird zombie. He rapes everyone in this thread but us.