Janie Posted:

Mrs. Ebony’s mom,

Sorry about your daughter. It must have been really hard raising her. Some kids just don’t understand what gothic really is.

Anyway, I can vouch for Biff. I was outside Isaac’s house in the bushes, watching him and Biff play some stupid video game and sit too close to each other on the couch all afternoon.

Maybe it was one of those pedophiles you read about on the internet?

Dear Janie,

Thank-you for your support in this difficult time. Rachel spoke fondly of you. You know, I think the “gothic” thing was really just her way of expressing her loneliness. She really didn’t adjust well since we moved here to Dubai. Her father and I took her to New York to see her friends sometimes, but she never seemed to want to spend time with them. All she did was shop at that ridiculous “Hot Topic” store all the time. Such a shame! We have such lovely shops here in Dubai, too.

Thank-you for the information about Biff, too. So it seems to me that King Krimson and Biff are, in fact, two different people. Can you explain to me how this “nanafabulous personjesus” (what a terribly offensive handle!) fits into this scenario? Is she actually King Krimson, or Biff? This community is so complicated, with everyone using alternate names and so on.

All the best,

Karla Robertson