[01:21am] FAIL: I slowly take off my “No Fat Chicks” shirt

[01:22am] FAIL: my hard, brown pancake nipples are as erect as my 2 5/8” boner

[01:23am] FAIL: I try and wipe off the cheetos crumbs from my stomach, but they are rubbed in from me playing with my huge belly bumon

[01:23am] FAIL: you’ll have to lick them off baby

[01:24am] Ricket: SO WHY AM I ALLOWED IN?

[01:24am] TUBSWEETIE: CAN I JOIN

[01:24am] TUBSWEETIE: WAIT I AM TSB

[01:24am] FAIL: I AM TRYING TO CYBER WITH KJ, ****ES

[01:24am] kittiejenn: ricket you’ll have to tone it down a bit maybe

[01:24am] kittiejenn: but tubs can join

[01:24am] FAIL: where was I

[01:24am] TUBSWEETIE: fail, giant nipple erections

[01:24am] FAIL: no I was past that

[01:25am] FAIL: FAIL>I try and wipe off the cheetos crumbs from my stomach, but they are rubbed in from me playing with my huge belly bumon

[01:25am] FAIL: FAIL>you’ll have to lick them off baby

[01:25am] FAIL: there we are

[01:25am] my_mother: fail

[01:25am] my_mother: i thought you were MINE

[01:26am] FAIL: I roll over onto you, nearly 350 lbs of pure man

[01:26am] FAIL: you immediately have problems breathing, so I let you be on top

[01:26am] iIRZ: did anyone save that cyber thing that i did

[01:26am] iIRZ: it was great

[01:26am] FAIL: I pull back my stomach, exposing my meat flute

[01:26am] FAIL: more like meat piccolo

[01:26am] kittiejenn: I’ll let you continue this show solo

[01:26am] kittiejenn: because it’s much more interesting

[01:26am] TUBSWEETIE: oh ****

[01:27am] my_mother: did you come tubs

[01:27am] my_mother: iots okay dotn eb embarrbumed

[01:27am] TUBSWEETIE: bigtime

[01:27am] kittiejenn: ahahahaha

[01:27am] FAIL: I call up my_mother to join in

[01:27am] my_mother: yessssss

[01:27am] my_mother: Log in to see images!

[01:27am] TUBSWEETIE: actually i am being p gay playing forumwarz. in praypal with only my tiger thing

[01:27am] FAIL: and have her pick up some kfc mashed potato bowls on her way

[01:27am] FAIL: with extra biscuits

[01:28am] FAIL: I get in my rascal scooter to open the door

[01:28am] FAIL: mm arrives and throws the bowl all over me and kj

[01:28am] FAIL: god the warm gravy and corn feels so good

[01:29am] FAIL: mm eats the chicken from my bumcrack

[01:29am] FAIL: then gives me a rusty trombone

[01:29am] FAIL: (motorboats my bumhole while jerking me off)

[01:29am] TUBSWEETIE: i have a trombone that has rust on it IRL

[01:30am] kittiejenn: lolololol

[01:30am] FAIL: tubs you’re killing the mood

[01:30am] TUBSWEETIE: sorry

[01:30am] TUBSWEETIE: i rail coke off it and jack off into the bell

[01:30am] TUBSWEETIE: does that repair the mood

[01:30am] FAIL: you don’t get it

[01:31am] FAIL: rusty trombone = motorboating bumhole while jerking me off

[01:31am] FAIL: anyway

[01:31am] FAIL: I accidentally shart

[01:31am] FAIL: while mm gets cleaned up, kj talks dirty

[01:31am] FAIL: “Prep praypal while I prep denture”

[01:32am] FAIL: “disrupt their raid baby”

[01:32am] FAIL: PWN

[01:32am] FAIL: OH GOD PWN

[01:32am] kittiejenn: ahahahaha

[01:32am] FAIL: after 13 seconds of violent thrusting

[01:32am] nanafabulous personjesus: someone log this

[01:32am] nanafabulous personjesus: all of it

[01:32am] kittiejenn: got it nana

[01:33am] FAIL: I spew a volcano of nilla scoops all over

[01:34am] FAIL: “you’re gonna ****ing medal this week, ****”

[01:34am] TUBSWEETIE: ricket go pwn one of the forums i hold

[01:34am] FAIL: el fin

[01:34am] my_mother: oh god that was amazing

[01:34am] Ricket: I can with BAN SG94, Tub.

[01:34am] my_mother: i think i just had my first orgasm

[01:34am] kittiejenn: bahahahahaha

[01:34am] Ricket: Hey FAIL?

[01:34am] TUBSWEETIE: please thanks

[01:34am] FAIL: yes ricket?

[01:34am] Ricket: Can we shuffle kittiejenn?

[01:35am] Ricket: >.>

[01:35am] FAIL: only if I can take her to browntown

[01:35am] Ricket: Fine with me

[01:35am] TUBSWEETIE: i was about to make an insult that it’s sad episode 2 beta is at home pwning forumwarz on a firday night but then i remember that i am too

[01:36am] my_mother: goddamn why is it so hard to find antm on piratebay

[01:36am] my_mother: hahah tubs

[01:36am] nanafabulous personjesus: antm?

[01:36am] kittiejenn: bars close in 25 minutes anyway

[01:36am] iIRZ: yeah what’s antm

[01:36am] Ricket: Okay, pushed, Tub.

[01:36am] my_mother: americas next top model (dont judge me! the girls are hot and there is usually soem girl on girl action and i like the photos they take)

[01:36am] kittiejenn: I have drunk pwned on many occasions

[01:36am] iIRZ: uh

[01:36am] iIRZ: im gonna judge yo

[01:37am] iIRZ: u

[01:37am] iIRZ: and say

[01:37am] iIRZ: go download some porn off cheggit

[01:37am] TUBSWEETIE: thanks ricket

[01:37am] my_mother: i dotn want porn

[01:37am] my_mother: i want antm

[01:37am] iIRZ: do you just want like

[01:37am] iIRZ: heavy petting

[01:37am] iIRZ: just go hang out with drunk girls

[01:37am] iIRZ: geez

[01:38am] my_mother: what>

[01:38am] my_mother: i like the shooooowwww

[01:38am] my_mother: OK

[01:38am] kittiejenn: mm maybe you can’t orgasm because you watch antm instead of porn

[01:38am] iIRZ: that’s not very indie

[01:38am] my_mother: haahhaha

[01:38am] my_mother: i dotn watch it in REPLACE of porn!

[01:38am] FAIL: hahahaha

[01:38am] my_mother: oh god iirz everytime yous ay **** like that i die a little bit isnide

[01:39am] kittiejenn: http://www.cwtv.com/cw-video/americas-next-top-model

[01:39am] my_mother: also piratebay is ****, i cant find any this will destory you

[01:39am] my_mother: wtf

[01:39am] iIRZ: well i guess that’s why you’re brain dead

[01:39am] iIRZ: ahahahahaha

[01:39am] iIRZ: aghagahagahahahahahah

[01:39am] FAIL: yeah demonoid is where it’s at

[01:39am] my_mother: oh gee funnny

[01:39am] my_mother: i cant get used to demonoid

[01:39am] FAIL: ?

[01:39am] FAIL: you have to get used to torrent sites you use?

[01:40am] my_mother: no…

[01:40am] nanafabulous personjesus: ...lol

[01:40am] my_mother: but i mean i dont like the aesthetics of demonoid ok

[01:40am] nanafabulous personjesus: mm, let me tell you how to easily pirate things

[01:40am] nanafabulous personjesus: okay

[01:40am] my_mother: I AM ALLOWED TO DISLIKE IT

[01:40am] nanafabulous personjesus: open up your web browser

[01:40am] my_mother: yes

[01:40am] iIRZ: whoa slow down

[01:40am] my_mother: ic an do that!

[01:40am] nanafabulous personjesus: what you’re gonna need to do is click on the start bumon

[01:40am] iIRZ: let me take notes

[01:41am] nanafabulous personjesus: its in the lower left hand corner of the screen

[01:41am] FAIL: LOG THIS ****

[01:41am] nanafabulous personjesus: usually it is green

[01:41am] FAIL: EVERY BIT OF IT

[01:41am] iIRZ: wait nana

[01:41am] nanafabulous personjesus: okay and click on it

[01:41am] iIRZ: she has a mac

[01:41am] FAIL: she has vista

[01:41am] iIRZ: stfu fail

[01:41am] nanafabulous personjesus: and at the top it should say some **** like “internet explorer”

[01:41am] my_mother: i have both

[01:41am] nanafabulous personjesus: or “firefox”

[01:41am] nanafabulous personjesus: but you click on that

[01:41am] nanafabulous personjesus: and go to google.com

[01:41am] my_mother: GUYS SRSLY STFU

[01:41am] nanafabulous personjesus: type those letters into the address bar

[01:41am] nanafabulous personjesus: it will take you to a website with a search box

[01:41am] iIRZ was kicked from the chat room by FAIL. (I FIND YOUR LACK OF OPS DISTURBING LOLOLOLSTARWARSQUOTE)

[01:41am] iIRZ joined the chat room.

[01:42am] nanafabulous personjesus: in the search box you will type some things

[01:42am] my_mother: ill come back when you guys are over this

[01:42am] nanafabulous personjesus: first, you need to think of the name of the artist you want to find, and which specific album

[01:42am] nanafabulous personjesus: MM

[01:42am] nanafabulous personjesus: THIS IS GOOD

[01:42am] nanafabulous personjesus: LISTEN

[01:42am] nanafabulous personjesus: WE’RE AT THE GOOD PART

[01:42am] my_mother is now known as away_mother.

[01:42am] nanafabulous personjesus: DAMN IT MM

[01:42am] nanafabulous personjesus: I’M SERIOUS

[01:42am] nanafabulous personjesus: IM TEACHING YOU HOW TO PIRATE

[01:42am] FAIL is now known as my_mother.

[01:42am] iIRZ: lol

[01:42am] nanafabulous personjesus: SKFJKDSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[01:42am] • away_mother sticks fingers in ears and sinfs I’M NOT LISTENINGGG

[01:42am] nanafabulous personjesus: DUDE

[01:42am] iIRZ: sinfs

[01:42am] nanafabulous personjesus: OKAY, BUT ANYWAYS

[01:42am] You are now known as FAIL.

[01:42am] nanafabulous personjesus: TYPE THE NAME OF THE ARTIST\

[01:43am] nanafabulous personjesus: AND IF IT’S MORE THAN ONE WORD

[01:43am] iIRZ is now known as kittiejenn.

[01:43am] my_mother: wait, I’m confused

[01:43am] nanafabulous personjesus: THEN YOU PUT QUOTES AROUND IT

[01:43am] nanafabulous personjesus: SO IT’D BE

[01:43am] my_mother: so I click firefox before or after I click on the green start?

[01:43am] nanafabulous personjesus: “THIS WILL DESTROY YOU”

[01:43am] nanafabulous personjesus: THEN YOU TYPE THE NAME OF THE ALBUM

[01:43am] nanafabulous personjesus: AND AGAIN, IF IT’S MORE THAN ONE WORD

[01:43am] nanafabulous personjesus: PUT QUOTES AROUND IT

[01:43am] nanafabulous personjesus: THEN AFTER THAT

[01:43am] nanafabulous personjesus: TYPE MEDIAFIRE.COM

[01:43am] nanafabulous personjesus: SO THE RESULT SHOULD END UP LOOKING SOMETHING LIKE THIS

[01:44am] nanafabulous personjesus: “THIS WILL DESTROY YOU” “WHATEVER ALBUM” MEDIAFIRE.COM

[01:44am] nanafabulous personjesus: THEN YOU HIT SEARCH

[01:44am] my_mother: my keyboard does not have a “SEARCH” key

[01:44am] my_mother: what do i do?

[01:44am] nanafabulous personjesus: AND YOU CLICK THE CACHE LINK

[01:44am] nanafabulous personjesus: IT WILL TAKE YOU TO A VERSION OF THE PAGE WHERE YOUR SEARCH TERMS ARE HIGHLIGHTED

[01:44am] nanafabulous personjesus: NOW IF YOU’RE USING FIREFOX PRESS CTRL+F

[01:44am] FAIL: mm go to start

[01:45am] nanafabulous personjesus: AND A LITTLE FIND BAR WILL POP UP

[01:45am] FAIL: and then to shut down

[01:45am] FAIL: and hit shut down again

[01:45am] nanafabulous personjesus: TYPE IN THE NAME OF THE ARTIST OR ALBUM INTO THERE

[01:45am] my_mother: brb, I’m just going to take tit pics and tubmail them to nana

[01:45am] FAIL: and then just wait there until you fall asleep

[01:45am] nanafabulous personjesus: AND IT WILL GO TO THE SPOT ON THE PAGE WHERE THE ALBUM IS

[01:45am] nanafabulous personjesus: THERE SHOULD BE A DOWNLOAD LINK SOMEWHERE IN THERE

[01:45am] my_mother: then furiously rub my hands on my vag until I get tired

[01:45am] nanafabulous personjesus: GENERALLY YOU’LL BE LEAD TO EITHER BLOGS OR FORUMS

[01:45am] nanafabulous personjesus: MM

[01:45am] nanafabulous personjesus: ARE YOU LISTENING

[01:45am] nanafabulous personjesus: IF YOU’RE NOT I’M GOING TO BE ****ED

[01:45am] nanafabulous personjesus: MSFMMMMMMMMMM

[01:46am] my_mother: sorry, I have little to no attention span

[01:46am] kittiejenn is now known as iirz.

[01:46am] nanafabulous personjesus left the chat room. (Excess Flood)

[01:46am] iirz:

[01:46am] iirz: NO

[01:46am] iirz: THE SHOCKING CONCLUSION?!?!?

[01:46am] my_mother is now known as nanafabulous personjesus.

[01:47am] nanafabulous personjesus: CLICK DOWNLOAD

[01:47am] nana joined the chat room.

[01:47am] FAIL: clkjfdlkjklhjsdfh