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I AM The SKA-
BOSS

Avatar: 42627 Wed Oct 15 19:08:31 -0400 2008
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[70 Character Story-
tellers
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Level 28 Troll

“Gaping Asshole”

King Krimson Posted:

There is also the matter of Bessie to deal with. I am not going to beat around the bush. Yes, I did once own a goat named Bessie. No, there was nothing inappropriate going on. Yes, I shot her and myself in a daze brought about from some kind of white powder that bumaulted me when I received opened a bizarre and poorly spelt letter that day. At first, the hallucinogen caused me to post pictures of the goat while messing around on Incit, and after some (what I bumume was) good natured ribald ribbing from some of the other players, I was mistakenly led into believing that yes, I was a goat ****er. At which time, I took up a rifle and shot Bessie, and then myself.

Having miraculously survived, I pressed Ska for ‘therapy’ money, in truth money that would be spent on sustaining my vengeful lifestyle. For you see, I know who sent the powder in the post. I know who has been trying to bring about my downfall. I know who has deemed me her sworn enemy, as I have sworn her mine.

And I can tell you now; It all started with the first chapter I posted of ‘My Immortal’.

Okay, I can understand the vengeance, but 800 a month? That’s it, I’m cutting your vengeance allowance to 200. No more fake therapy bills, mister. Log in to see images! I AM The SKA BOSS edited this message on 09/25/2008 4:44PM

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