OK, here’s the thing. I didn’t really believe most of Enoby’s story about the warehouse and the preps and the goat. I mean, I know I found that weird porn under your bed, but you said it was Isaac’s.

So, you know, that was fine. But now I found out that King Krimson really does have a goat fetish, and that makes me wonder how much else is true.

Did you really do King Krimson? I mean, I’m willing to put aside a lot of ****, because I know you hang out with people who are a bad influence, but that’s where I’d have to draw the line. My love for you can stand a lot, but I don’t know…