I don’t know. I’ve been in love with Biff since the first time I saw one of his posts. He has a sensitive soul that he hides behind the smarmy veneer of a troll.

But then again, he’s a nerd, he has an unhealthy relationship with Isaac, and when we were about to have sex I knocked him unconscious and left him for dead.

The only thing I can think is to ask you guys. I know most of you don’t get me, or my life, but you’re all I’ve got.