King Krimson Posted:
Sigh. So much to do today. Including reviewing Ebony’s latest mini travesty.
Goffs r peopl who like dark things lyke vampires n deth Log in to see images!
and penguins, tuxudos, Black Labrador’s, liquorice, bruises and graphite. The list goes on and on, really.
‘cuz there b-u-tiful.
’b-u-tiful’? What have you got against E’s and A’s?
We dres in dark goffick clothes like Hot Topic Log in to see images!
Black angle, for all your dark geometry needs.
... Like big boots n long dreses especilaly with lots of lace n corsets Log in to see images!.
Let’s try not to get into a long speech about what you’re wearing today, shall we? I’ve already had my recommended dose of boredom for the day.
(But I alwaze rip a long slit in my skirts to sho’
Apostrophes aren’t meant to be used like that. If there was a prison for writers, you’d be on death row.
my legs ‘cuz Im realy skinny
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n sexxxy Log in to see images!
I can just picture what Ebony’s thinking now. “Get it? cause XXX stands for pornography! OHGODWHYDON’TYOULOVEME?”
n boiz tell my I have hawt legs).
Blind ones don’t count.
Most goffs die there hair blak (get it? die insted of dye ‘cuz were into deth n stuff LOL).
”Hey guys! Guess what? I’m goffik! Bet that threw you for a loop, huh?”
And we liisten to wickid musick
’Wicked’ as in ‘Abominations so foul that they make Satan weep.’
Log in to see images! like My Chemichal Romance and Joy Divison n my fav’rit
For the last time, APOSTROPHES AREN’T USED THAT WAY!
band Good CHarlot Log in to see images!
All of the above can be condesed to ‘My favourite bands suck.’
n we like moshing n seances.
Because nothing completes a lazy Sunday afternoon like summoning the vengeful spirits of the dead.
AND WER E NONCONFORMISTS so we dont char wut N-E-1 thinks about us LOL.
Wait, if the ‘goff’ trend is about non-conformism, then why do you all dress in black and moan about preps? Sounds like you’re pretty conformist to me. And you obviously do care about what other people think, or you wouldn’t hate me for stating the obvious with the intensity you do now.
We hate prepz cuz they suk and there conformits.
There you go, see? Always bashing on the preps. What have the preps ever done to you?
Sum people spell it Goth but mostly thats just prepz n Amerikanz.
The word ‘Goth’ as a term used to describe the sub-culture you claim to belong to is derived from the word ‘Gothic’. Note the ‘th’ as opposed to ‘ff’. Any garden variety fool could tell that you’re the one in the wrong here.
Well, there you go. Even when not writing fan fiction, Ebony manages to inspire a certain kind of dread about the future of the human race. I hope that this has taught you all a very important lesson. Mainly that Ebony is a bad writer, and a worse person. See you next time!
epic lulz as always, Mr. Krimson
