Either Patrick Bateman, or preferably, Dexter Morgan. Some **** might sort itself right out if the boss of all lawmakers has a tendency to chop you the hell up if he thinks you are a bad person (...or in the case of Bateman, just for being annoying. Or in the room.).

E: On a serious note, our politics are so ****ed that abstention is just as good as voting, depending on how traditionally conservative your state is. Cause, you know, how many thousand dead people voted for Bush in Florida in the last election? Sure, it was funny in Black Sheep, but that was because Chris Farley was fat.

E2: Gary Busey.

E3: No seriously, see E2.