All these ideas for buffing trolls are great, but trolls are thick skinned bastards who throve off aggro. Most of the time they’re aware they’re being artificially douchey, hence the high defense right?

So why not buff the effect of defense? my defense isn’t *huge* (though I have the highest stats in this thread) but I’m getting hit pretty hard and fairly often even with the baby seal overcoat on. I’m goign to have to blow a lot of flezz to pwn the game, despite being level 9.

Offense 8

Defense 21

Luck 3

Frugality 4

Charisma 1

Upkeep 4

Annoying Text

* Attack (12 – 15)

* Douchebaggery -4

* Refresh 1

SCII Art Attack

* Attack (7 – 9)

* Douchebaggery -1

* Refresh 1

Bash Keyboard with Helmet

* Attack (3 – 6)

* Refresh 1

Drool on Keyboard

* Attack (3 – 6)

* Refresh 1

Fap!

* For 9 turns:

o Offense +3

* Douchebaggery -3

* Refresh 9

FBO Attack

* Deploys FBO Attack

* For 2 turns:

o Defense -5

Insult

* Attack (20 – 25)

* Douchebaggery -5

* Refresh 1

Martyrdom

* Kills you

Ophelia’s Bad Poetry

* Attack 100

* Refresh 9

Spoil

* Attack (11 – 12)

* Douchebaggery -2

* Refresh 2

XSS Attack

* Deploys XSS Attack

Yo Momma

* Attack (38 – 40)

* Douchebaggery -6

* Refresh 1