Level 5 Troll

Ego 100

Douchebaggery 45

Offense 8

Defense 8

Luck 1

Frugality 1

Charisma 1

Upkeep 1

Alignment: Neutral

Equipment:

Obsolete Computer: Max Ego +5

Heterozygus Tiger: Douchebaggery +35, Offense + 5

Items:

(x3) Smileprin™: Ego +50

(x3) 5α-androst-16-en-4-one: Douchebaggery +25, Ego -1

Those items are my standard fare for my current raids.

Abilities:

Annoying Text (Just Bought This!)

* Attack (12 – 15)

* Douchebaggery -4

* Refresh 1

ASCII Art Attack

* Attack (7 – 9)

* Douchebaggery -1

* Refresh 1

Fap!

* For 9 turns:

o Offense +3

* Douchebaggery -3

* Refresh 9

Spoil

* Attack (11 – 12)

* Douchebaggery -2

* Refresh 2

Standard bumault: Fap!, then ASCII, Spoil, ASCII, Bash, Spoil (repeat ASCII, Bash, Spoil until thread dies)

New Planned bumault: Fap!, Spoil, Annoying Text, ASCII (repeat that three times until Fap! refreshes) Work in some Bashs & Drools if a thread is almost dead to save DB points)