this one is intended to be spoken aloud:

A guy walks into a bar and notices a bunch of meat hanging from the roof. Theres tri-tip and rib, chicken, pheasants, lamb, Pork Chops and Fillet Mignon. Marveling at the sight says to the bartender: “whats with all the meat?”

“Its this special deal we do here, for 10 bucks you get a swing at any of the meat, and if you knock it down we cook it up for you. So whadya think, want to take a shot?”

The man looks around again and responds: “nah, the steaks are too high.”