My grudges for The People’s Court:

I would like to sue the following:

Evil Trout for making this game

Biff Tannen/Venom/Weasley whatever, for failing to fulfill my dream of nerd sex

Sig-Enabling male reproductive organ Mongler, for his stupid avatar

Hobart Bliggity, because he’s refuses to be my BFF

Enire, because the guy creeps me out a little

Judge Wapner and Doug Llewellyn, for their obvious pact with the devil, as they have not aged in like, 20 years

Charlie Sheen, because this one time I asked for his autograph to sell on ebay, and it sold for 49 cents and it cost me more than that to ship it, so he owes me $2.47

Wylin, for his bait-and-switch endless thread contest

and

l337xxxlolololxxxl337, for his name

When can I get my day in court?!