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Awwww. What a cutie.

It’s now your job to kill him.

The goal of this contest is to submit an MSPaint image of this poor little bunny getting what it deserves (it doesn’t really deserve to die). Simply copy the image provided, work your magic, and post the results. The winner will be chosen by me based on one simple criteria: awesomeness. This encompbumes creativity, humor, and originality.

FAIL Posted:

He said in IDC it is more about creativity than artistic ability (thank goodness)

I did say this. The main reason for “MSPaint or gtfo” is that no one is especially good at it, so creativity will shine through over just good drawing/manipulating.

THE RULES

1) Be Creative.

Shooting the rabbit will make no one laugh. Unless it’s an especially hilarious shooting.

2) Be funny.

This is hard.

3) No limit to submissions/person/alt, no penalty for editing previous submissions.

That being said, please edit posts already made instead of posting the same, albeit edited, picture later in the thread. I don’t want to see what is essentially the same image 15 times as you compulsively go over your submission pixel-by-pixel. If you do this I will be forced to mutter curse words at you under my breath and send you a TM expressing how very disappointed with you I am.

4) I am lone judge, jury, and executioner of prizes.

In other words, make me laugh, not your klan (bum-)buddies.

5) How do we know you’ll be fair?

I have no friends, so a biased decision is essentially impossible. Any perceived unfair rulings can be taken up with an admin, because ****, let them deal with that ****.

5) Main Point.

Explanation

6) What’s allowed?

The main image provided must be used somewhere in the submission. Feel free to alter it as you see fit, but it must be clear that you are in fact killing the bunny provided. MS Paint is the only drawing program allowed for this contest. I want original drawings, not rabbits poorly photoshopped into hackneyed internet jokes.

Clarification on what’s allowed

The vast majority of the submission must be done in paint. If there is something (TUBSWEETIE’s image, for example) that you need to grab from another source that you cannot do in paint/wouldn’t make sense to do in paint, go ahead. This is a fine line. I would rather see your terrible rendition of Bill Cosby than a terribly cropped photo of Bill Cosby. For the sake of having some kind of definitive line, I will say the the bunny death itself must occur within your MSPaint effort.

7) Do not enjoy the rabbit.

By submitting an image of rabbit enjoy you hereby acknowledge that you still cry at the end of Titanic and that your diet would consist entirely of Fritos if you weren’t so damn poor.

THE REWARD

Whichever entry is deemed the most awesome will win 2BP. Simple as that. The contest will end one week from this post, give or take a few minutes, as I am usually on the toilet at 5:49pm on Wednesdays. Contest results will be posted no later than noon the following day.

Happy hunting.

KILL THE WABBIT! KILL THE WABBIT!

Log in to see images! Indiana Jonas edited this message on 09/04/2008 1:28PM