enire Posted:

...but if Faux News is going to be retired, I think everyone who has pwned it by then should receive an e-peen (btw, I have NOT pwned it, and I probably won’t if it gets retired soon, so I’m not peen-whoring here).

That would be another E-Peen for what in part amounts to “having been around for long enough”. We have plenty of those already. Besides, ET has stated quite clearly he wouldn’t do it… I don’t think he’ll change his mind based on the altered situation. I personally wouldn’t care either way: I’d get the peen on many alts but so would the competition.