One night Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington’s ghost in the

White House. “George, what is the best thing I could do to help the

country?” Clinton asked.

“Set an honest and honorable example, just as I did,” advised George.

The next night the ghost of Thomas Jefferson moved through the dark

bedroom. “Tom, what is the best thing I could do to help the country?”

Clinton asked.

“Cut taxes and reduce the size of government,” advised Tom.

Clinton didn’t sleep well the next night, and saw yet another figure

moving in the shadows. It was Abraham Lincoln’s ghost. “Abe, what is the

best thing I could do to help the country?” Clinton asked.

Abe replied, “Go to the theater.”