PurtynPouty Posted:

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.

He gasps: “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator says: “Calm down, I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.”

There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard.

Back on the phone, the guy says: “OK, now what?”

That’s a winner! We both laughed pretty good at that one, Thanks.

Your BP is one the way, confirm here when you receive it please.

There all good subs, but that’s the first one that made both of us laugh out loud.