Thread Ninja Posted:

So little Jonny goes into a whorehouse with a squished dead frog in his hands and pesters all the hookers for a case of the clap.

They all ingore him but he is so persistent that finally one of them asks him why he would want a case of the clap.

So Jonny says, “Well, if I got the clap, I’d give it to my babysitter, who would give it to my daddy, who would give it to my mommy, who would give it to the milkman, whose the mother ****er who ran over my froggy!

Just one entry per alt for now, to give everyone a chance. (or more, depending on your number of alts, I guess, but I can’t track that)

If it takes longer than I think it should, I’ll open it up.