Something_Witty Posted:

This one time, I was ice-skating. And playing tag. I have all the coordination of a drunken monkey with ADHD, so naturally I fell over. I became the first person in 4 years to have their hand cut open by an ice skate at the rink. It was p cool, blood went everywhere, I was the center of attention, and they even gave me free lollies to keep my blood sugar levels up!

The painful part was that it was my good hand, so I couldn’t play video games for a whole ****ing WEEK! D: D: D: D: D:

That does sound really cool. All that blood.

FAIL Posted:

Let me tell you a story about a traumatizing event from my youth that brought me both physical and emotional pain.

One time I was swimming at a friend’s house with 5 other people, when the unthinkable happened. I cannonballed into the shallow end, and hit my bum on the bottom of the pool. I immediately jumped up and yelled “****…MY bum”

Then realizing what I had just said in front of many friends, I went underwater hoping that the laughter would stop by the time I got up.

The laughter never stopped. Ever.

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Oh FAIL, I’m so sorry. It all sounds so terrible.

Plus I have this feeling…especially since someone has already changed your custom title…that now the laughter will not stop, even here.

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