Complete ****ing Psychopath Posted:

I thought long and hard about what I really wanted, what my pbumion was. And I decided I wanted to be a ****ing zombie.

Sooner or later, this guy is gonna be chowing on his dog. Then it leads to munching on his neighbour at the bus stop. Pretty soon after that he’s getting a visit from the men in white suits.

Still, you’ve got to admire the man’s balls. Decomposed and rotting though they may be.