bellatrix lestrange gets you CRUCIATUS IN UR WAND Posted:

Don’t you know who I am?!

I’M ONE OF *THE* MOST POWERFUL WIZARDS IN THE POTTER UNIVERSE!

And yet you still get killed by Mrs. Weasly.

You sound like a pretty powerful wizard to me, yeah.

And my Grandfather wants to join your club.

Name: Gandalf The Totally Not Gay.

Age: I was in this universe since time immemorial.

Special Skills: I once killed a demon using only my walking stick.

What unforgivable curses you know: All three, plus one that makes you **** yourself. The Crappus Pantus hex, If I’m not mistaken.

Opinion on Harry Potter: I used to think he was a fine young fellow, until he got naked with my horse. Now I see him for the repugnent youth he really is.

Opinion on He Who Must Not Be Named: We go way back, him and I. I remember that time when we jinxed Dumbledore’s pensieve. Good times… He’s a bit touchy about his name, though. If he didn’t want to be called by it, then why did he change his name by deed poll?

Opinion on Necrophilia: I must admit I found myself quite taken with the posthumous Lady of Shallot. Of course, I’m a wizard, so i just resurrected her. Nothing ever came of it though. Ah, The days of my youth…

Willingness to murder a 17 year old boy: If needs must. I’ve done it before. That Hobbit was asking for it though. Will I make Master Frodo love him indeed.

To prove you are not a computer, please decipher the captcha: I believe that it says ‘poop’. You cheeky young wizards! What will you do next?