okay, this is my attempt

BROCKS APARTMENT

Ring ring…ring ring.

“Hello? Brock here.”

“Hello, Mr. Brock” said someone with an erotic tone. “I’m completely naked… do you want to get naked too?”

“Ye… I mean who are you?”

“ I’m horny… are you naked yet, Mr. Brock?”

Brock stripped down until his sweaty body was completely visible.

“Yes, but I still don’t know your name?”

“Of course, Mr. Brock. My name is Jamie.”

“Are you ready for some naughty fun, Mr. Brock?”

Brock just drooled.

“Mmm… I’m hoping that’s a yes, Mr. Brock? Well… If you insist, you naughty thing… I am lying on a waterbed, and I’m sure your lying on your bed too…. It is swaying from side and I’m sure you can imagine what’s swaying with it, Mr. Brock. I am stroking myself up and down, just like you would do if you were here with me… I want to touch you too… Where I’m touching is up to you….”

“Yes, YES!” shouted Brock.

Then someone knocked at the door, Brock stuck his head out to see who it was. It was Ash wrapped in a fetching towel.

“What is it?” asked Brock.

“ALL THAT NOISE IS INTERRUPTING MY LOPUNNYS… Umm… Training session. Yeah, that’s it. Training session”

Ash ran down the hall, back to where he came from.

“Are you back, Mr Brock? I’m still naked…” said the person.

“Yeah, Oh, I’m back, baby. I want to touch you too.”

“Tee hee hee! You’re so cheeky Mr. Brock. I love that in a man.”

“But do you want that man in you?” Brock asked in a deep, masculine voice.

“Oh, Mr Brock!”

“I’m all yours, baby.”

“Open the door, Mr Brock… I have a little surprise for you!”

“Oh goody! I love surprises!”

Brock opened the door.

There, standing naked in the corridor was…James.

“JAMES!?” screamed Brock in horror.

“Yes, Mr Brock. I’m gonna **** that little bumhole good!”

“Meowth, that’s right!” said team rocket mascot, popping out of an air vent.

Before Brock could do anything, Meowth jumped on him and James shoved his male reproductive organ into Brock’s anal pbumage.

“I’m blasting off at the speed of light!” Shouted James, blowing his load.

“I surrender! I surrender!” screamed Brock, dying inside.

“You were the one who wanted to be my man!” James said, a cigarette mysteriously appearing in his hand.

Brock just cried.