Here is a Tubmail I just got from the CEO of Forum Warz Log in to see images! I thought it was pretty funny myself, so I’m just posting it for everyone else.

Dear Cheater;

Thank you for your recent interest in exploiting us. We regret to inform you that at the current time we are not interested in being penetrated anally by your unimpressive member. We understand that this statement may make you unhappy, so we have enclosed a rare E-Peen™ as a token of our appreciation for your valued patronage.

Please, take no offense. We simply don’t swing that way.

Seriously. It’s cool that you’re gay. We have plenty of gay friends…we just don’t have sex with them.

Evil Trout

CEO Forumwarz Corporation

P.S. We’re glad you’re enjoying the game and we’re happy to have you as a part of it