I AM The SKA BOSS Posted:

I go on a epic-three-to-four-book-long journey to find the talisman to deflect carp (for future attacks), among other things. Returning to the hill, I pull out a sword, charging at SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER and screaming “THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!!” and decapitating him Tossing his beaten body aside, I await the next challenger.

I own the hill, as well as being the Highlander.

I approach the hill alongside father time and fate, whom both swiftly go to work in murdering Christopher Lambert’s film career, and, subsequently, SKA BOSS’S hold on the hill.

I own the hill.