Ladies and gentlemen of this intranet joory, I ask you: haven’t we all “trolled.” As a playful jest we’ve annoyed those we respect and care for in the name of chuckles. Have any lives been ruined through this? Of course not! Maybe a few peeved feeling might arise, but nothing that a couple minutes and a cool glbum of lemonade couldn’t fix. So I ask you, should a man not be allowed to play a game because he posted a picture of a black male reproductive organ in a thread about this week’s forum submissions? Course not! I think we should be asking ourselves why we didn’t try to lighten the mood ourselves. Cool the tensions. Maybe black male reproductive organs could bring peace in the middle east. My client is not guilty, we are guilty. Accomplices in making the world an angrier place.

I rest my case your honor.