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Red Robot

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Level 12 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

YOU THINK I’M SCARED THEY’LL COME OUT WITH A REPLACEMENT?

THINK THAT BY DECEMBER I’LL BE STORED IN THE BASEMENT?

NOT ****IN LIKELY, SINCE I UPGRADE EVERY WEEK.

WHEN’S THE LAST TIME YOU UPGRADED, HU-MAN? MILLION BC?

****, YOU SO OLD THAT YOUR mammary glands REACH YOUR SHOES

I’LL BE HERE COME DECEMBER, NANA, HOW BOUT YOU?

BESIDES, IT DONT MATTER BECAUSE THE WHOLE HU-MAN RACE

COULDN’T BUILD A BOT TO PUT ME IN MY PLACE

CHECK YOUR TOP ROBOT: IT’S A ROOMBA DELUXOR.

YOU MADE A BOT WHOSE ONLY USE IS TO SUXXOR!

AND YOU SAY MY RAP IS WEAK? WELL ****, THAT’S FUNNY

WHERE’D YOU LEARN TO RAP, HU-MAN, E. E. great timesMINGS?

TAKES MORE THAN JUST RHYMING TO FREESTYLE IT UP

YOU GOTTA WATCH YOUR SYLLABLES TO SEE IF IT ACTUALLY FLOWS AND SOUNDS GOOD, OTHERWISE IT JUST SOUNDS LIKE A JOKE AND THE ONLY SUPPORT YOU’LL GET IS FROM PEOPLE WHO LOOK TO YOU AS AN AUTHORITY FIGURE, WHICH IS ****ED UP.

BUT THAT’S JUS FINE, I DON’T NEED NO SUPPORT

RAPPING WITH YOU HU-MANS IS JUST FOR A SPORT

BECAUSE WHEN I SHOW UP AT NIGHT AND YOU LIE FAST ASLEEP

AND I REDUCE YOU TO ATOMS WITH A PARTICLE SWEEP

WHERE’S YOUR MOUTH GONNA BE THEN? ALL ACROSS THE DAMN ROOM

THIS WHOLE ****IN PLANET’S GONNA END UP YOUR TOMB

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