Something_Witty Posted:

I pooped on Travalgar and kicked him off while he was retching. I then set up security in a 1-mile radius, with SAM sites, checkpoints, laser turrets, attack dogs, the stinking lot.

I own the hill.

I bring SIG ENABLING MOCK CONGLER or whatever his name is to annoy the living **** out of SOMETHING_WITTY’s guard creatures. After entire days of constant spam they get fed up and leave the hill, exposing witty. he’s so annoying that the electronic things break, too.

I then offer Witty a keg in return for kingship. When he accepts, I beat him to death with it. I then promptly shoot mockcongler because he hasn’t gone yet and drink the keg myself and pbum out on the hill.

I own the Hill.