Travalgar Posted:

I had Vehement watch MC Hammer’s (the real thing) good ol’ You Can’t Touch This. The owner of the Hill are forced to dance vigorously until she broke every single bone on her body painfully. And then I walked in, turned off the TV, and owned the Hill.

I pooped on Travalgar and kicked him off while he was retching. I then set up security in a 1-mile radius, with SAM sites, checkpoints, laser turrets, attack dogs, the stinking lot.

I own the hill.