Janie Posted:

You’re helping me? You didn’t try to steal him? I get everything wrong. I should just go home. I’m sorry about the boots and the death threats and everything. Why would a cool guy like that notice me anyway? Hey, Ash. Wanna go rob a toy store with me?

I told you, I’m not interested in him.

Sit in his plants! Do it! He’ll notice you for sure!

Oh god please don’t replace me as your friend.